• House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah
paramore:

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thatfunnyblog:

This is why Pink has been my hero since I was 12.

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

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phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

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